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Welcome to the officially unofficial and definitely not illegal wiki of: The Australian Symposium of Magic and Sorcery Welcome to the ASMS Wiki 2.0.2; grief us and we'll grief you. We'll grief you hard. Account creation and unregistered editing is blocked from 129.96.126.4 due to people acting like douchetards last year and getting the last wiki shut down (banhammered). The Admins are now roaming the site, and you will be warned and banned if you break any of the written or unwritten rules. This can be extended to meaning that if you spam the wiki we'll come and science the crap out of you. Keep it clean, folks. Rules rules rules Plox read the RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES RULES. If the rules are disregarded, we reserve the right to ban you and/or delete the offending page/edit. Getting started If you not sure where to begin, start at the beginning: ASMS Original Article, created by Nachington during the years of rites, or you can take your pick from the list of all pages. Why not check out the list of school evacuations? Want to help expand articles but don't know where to start? Extend some of the articles at the top of this page. If you're new to the ASMS then head to the Useful links and guides to ASMS culture for new students page.

News Would you like a jelly-baby? [comment retracted] Huzzah! I got bored and did some things! Maybe you could too! ^ All credit goes to User:Simoneister for his awesome work. Hallelujah! Images (including thumbnails) are 100% working. You can even upload from a URL. Now I can finally start my homework. As you probably noticed we now have ads. It may not be optimal but the wiki has been such a success that we need to cover the hosting costs somehow. If you'd like to flame/suggest amendments then please talk about it in the forums. PLEASE READ THE RULES BEFORE EDITING THE WIKI. Hey guys, anyone interested in siggies go to my talk!  Littlesong  talk! (there's a link at the end of mine that you can click) Would you be interested in buying an ASMS Wiki tshirt with your username and status on it? If so come put your name down at ASMS Wiki:Swag. There are still some links floating around without attached pages! They're all listed in the Wanted Pages list ... please make friends for these links. Thankyuu!! Foffle 21:23, 1 March 2011 (CST) Please upload all images with actual viewed res's. We are having issues and this is the only work around. Kazpa 18:50, 1 March 2011 (CST) We've had over 1.1k 1.6k 1.9k 2k almost 9k 2.3k 2.5k 3.1k OVER 9000 hits on the Main Page! Add more news This month in history Wednesday 4th: There was a Tea Party

Comic SAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!!! Did you know... ... that Subtext is an anagram of Buttsex? ...that derp derp derp derp derp? ...at one point last year we talked about getting shirts, but never did? ...posters have now been put up, advertising the wiki? ...tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards? ...today (1/4/11) is Friday, and we we we so excited? ...this is the first edit in two days? ...the sun goes up, the sun goes down. Never a miscommunication. ...this wiki has been viewed [[Special:Statistics|Template:NUMBEROFVIEWS]] times? That's Over 9000 ...that Scottie Carter refers to himself as a gentleman but can really only claim expertise at being gentle? ...that Callum, while excusing his sometimes improper usage of the English language as being "effective communication", also hates it when people say Hacker when (he thinks) they mean Cracker? Add more Fun Facts